Humans behind the flight deck

Six mentors rotate through Lovely Banks labs—no anonymous “experts,” just named accountability for SQL reviews and migration drills.

Portrait of Mira Okonkwo

Mira Okonkwo — Database Mentor

Former reliability SRE now coaching teams on migration rehearsal drills.

Portrait of Leo Han

Leo Han — SQL Coach

Writes anonymised review rubrics adopted by three AU fintech guilds.

Portrait of Priya Desai

Priya Desai — Performance Reviewer

Specialises in planner regressions and parallel worker budgeting workshops.

Portrait of Noah Briggs

Noah Briggs — Student Advisor

Maps study cadence to roster constraints for hybrid cohort logistics.

Portrait of Sienna Walters

Sienna Walters — Lab Producer

Builds reproducible datasets with masked production shapes for exercises.

Portrait of Ethan Roy

Ethan Roy — Curriculum Archivist

Maintains changelog of every module so alumni can diff syllabus updates.

Operating principles

Measured throughput

Every lab ships with before/after query plans—not vanity benchmarks.

Transparent tooling

We publish the exact extensions, drivers, and CI snippets you will touch.

Honest time budgets

Syllabi list prep hours so managers can plan coverage without surprises.

Peer accountability

Structured SQL review boards keep feedback specific and kind.

Timeline archive

2019 Lovely Banks pilot
First cohort of six engineers stress-tested our migration rehearsal kit.
2022 Hybrid flight deck
Introduced paired remote labs with physical breakout rooms in Geelong corridor.
2025 Telemetry exchange
Shared anonymised planner diff templates with two AU health data teams.

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